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[pantryslut]

Last night, my dinner companion revealed that he'd been asked if he was the subject of the story I read at PPO last weekend.

The answer is no. Actually, the answer is, "Aaah! I write fiction, dammit! Fiction!"

I could say some sage words hereabout the very effective use of the first-person voice in erotic writing, but I won't.

I will just say that this issue keeps coming up, and that mostly, I try to take it as a compliment. Obviously, I am very convincing! I must be a good writer :)

But, for the record: I would never serve take-out sushi by candlelight in an attempt to seduce someone on a first date.

Comments

[cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com]

Because you couldn't possibly have a good enough imagination to make this stuff up, so it must be based in reality. *throws take-out sushi at the heads of all people who ask such stupid questions*

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

The person who asked is a very nice man who doesn't actually deserve to have sushi thrown at his head :)

[cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com]

Hrm....

*throws sushi at coworkers instead*

[black-pearl-10.livejournal.com]

...and I don't actually suck cock!

(oh wait)

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

Ah, excellent solution!