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pantryslut) wrote2009-04-20 11:51 am
pantryslut) wrote2009-04-20 11:51 am
just for fun: two recent bio notes
I'm getting better at this. Or at least more comfortable.
The second one is my favorite ever, but I had fun with the first one, too. (Tip o' the hat to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
imnotandrei for the inspiration.)
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Lori S. is living in sin with Louise Brooks and Anna May Wong in a forgotten movie warehouse in Hollywood, where she scribbles sexy, silly, bittersweet stories about call girl detectives, dodos, zombie strippers, and cloned moustaches.
Lori S.'s secret identity is that of a mild-mannered stay-at-home mother of twins. OK, a punk-ass foul-mouthed tattooed stay-at-home mother of twins. She loves pirates and cupcakes and pillow fights.
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If you're inspired to write one for me now, you know that's a perennial sport around here -- go for it!
The second one is my favorite ever, but I had fun with the first one, too. (Tip o' the hat to
imnotandrei for the inspiration.) *
Lori S. is living in sin with Louise Brooks and Anna May Wong in a forgotten movie warehouse in Hollywood, where she scribbles sexy, silly, bittersweet stories about call girl detectives, dodos, zombie strippers, and cloned moustaches.
Lori S.'s secret identity is that of a mild-mannered stay-at-home mother of twins. OK, a punk-ass foul-mouthed tattooed stay-at-home mother of twins. She loves pirates and cupcakes and pillow fights.
*
If you're inspired to write one for me now, you know that's a perennial sport around here -- go for it!