Someone who gets all excited over the contents of pantries not simply because they like to eat, but because they really enjoy the process of creating meals.
I thought of you every time my tourist ass wandered wide-eyed up and down the aisles of British grocery stores. (I even once got busted by security for taking a photo of a display of mince pies, had to delete the image, and was then followed around by said security officer for a good 10 minutes. I hope someone shoplifted him blind in that period of time.)
1) A pantry slut is someone who is turned on by a very wide variety of ingredients, and can have a good time with one, two, or many of her/his choices, in lots of variations and combinations.
2) A pantry slut has sex with lots of different people ... in the pantry.
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Date: 2009-11-21 06:41 pm (UTC)I thought of you every time my tourist ass wandered wide-eyed up and down the aisles of British grocery stores. (I even once got busted by security for taking a photo of a display of mince pies, had to delete the image, and was then followed around by said security officer for a good 10 minutes. I hope someone shoplifted him blind in that period of time.)
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Date: 2009-11-21 08:44 pm (UTC)1) A pantry slut is someone who is turned on by a very wide variety of ingredients, and can have a good time with one, two, or many of her/his choices, in lots of variations and combinations.
2) A pantry slut has sex with lots of different people ... in the pantry.
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Date: 2009-11-22 06:18 am (UTC)Probably, because there's no room. :)
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Date: 2009-11-22 05:32 pm (UTC)