funny and a little sad

[pantryslut]

Simone: "I'm not beautiful!"

Me: "Yes you are."

Simone: "No, I'm not."

Me: "April is beautiful."

Simone: "No she's not."

Me: "I'm beautiful."

Simone: "No you're not."

Me: "Shayna's beautiful."

Simone: "No she's not."

Me: Fritzi [the cat] is beautiful."

Simone: "No."

Me: "Daddy's beautiful."

Simone: "No. He's not."

Me: "The bed is beautiful."

Simone: "No it's not."

Me: "Art is beautiful."

Simone: "No."

Me: "OK, I give up. What is beautiful?"

Simone: "I don't know. Maybe a dress."