OK, this one I didn't expect.

I write like
Chuck Palahniuk

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How charming is it that Frank Bruni's memoir is titled Born Round?

Toddler Dinner Song For The Evening

To be sung to the tune of "Frere Jacques."

Peas and carrots
peas and carrots
char siu bao
char siu bao
orange-flavored craisins
orange-flavored craisins
sippy cup
sippy cup.