Things I Have Learned Today

[pantryslut]

1. k.d. lang fans still hate me.

2. I am a "wild talent."

3. I am included in an ebook by the publisher Xcite called Sticky Notes. There's only one problem -- I never submitted a story to this editor or publisher [ETA: a-ha, yes I did, via Carol Queen and Five Minute Fantasies. So it looks like they're repackaging previously bought content. Could be shady, could be legit, depending on what my contract says...][ETA2: No, wait, I sold "Cocksucker" to More Five Minute Erotica, from Running Press. Five Minute Fantasies 3 is a different book, ed. Carthryn Cooper, UK only, and, er, how did they get my story? Hmm...]. And also? They appear to have inserted the phrase "fake dildo-dick" into the copy, and I swear unto everything holy that I would never, ever, ever write that phrase. I am a little miffed, and also unsure how to proceed.

Comments

[trinker.livejournal.com]

This is me making guppy face over the idea of you writing "fake dildo-dick".

Why do k.d. lang fans hate you?

[reveritas.livejournal.com]

o_O

What does that even mean? A dick that looks like a fake dildo? What's a fake dildo as opposed to a real one? So many questions.

[ginoushka.livejournal.com]

Whoa! I am looking to see if I am in that book, too -- I think we're both in 5 Min Erotica #2. (Is that what they repackaged as Sticky Notes/5 Min Fantasies?) I will be miffed if my stuff is in their w/o a contract!
Also, the idea of you writing the phrase "fake dildo-dick" just made me laugh so hard I spit.

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

I am a kd lang fan and do not hate you.

Ewwwwww, fake dildo-dick.