I swear these quizzes are messing with my mind.

I'm a Hunky Faggot! Oh hello. I am completely gorgeous. You may touch me for a nominal fee, although I’d prefer that you were at least as hot as I am. I was genetically engineered for pleasure. Mine.

What kind of Faggot are you?
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G. has dopplegangers.

Here's one.



Here's another (with guest star Abby Ehmann).

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Dialog at the coffee shop across from the office this morning:

Co-worker: So, have any plans this weekend?

Me: I'm planning on seeing a movie tonight, actually. That's why I'm in so early.

CW: What movie?

Me: It's a documentary, part of the Indie Film Fest.

CW: What's it a documentary about?

Me: A Canadian porn collective.

CW: Oh, that should be interesting.

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Hey,

Due to my date being sick :(, I have a spare ticket to "Made in Secret" -- that's the Canadian porn documentary I mentioned earlier. 4:30, Women's Building, SF. If anyone wants to come along, let me know. Consider the ticket a gift if you do.