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1. I love pirates, but I don't want to Talk Like A Pirate today. And for
the record, I am tired of my secret fetishes being co-opted. First they
took my vampires, then they came for my wooden legs and eyepatches...

2. Speaking of which, don't think I didn't notice that the little LJ
"head" graphic has an eyepatch today.

3. What
he said.

Saturday!

Perverts Put Out is Saturday!

I'm reading!

So are wonderful people such as Kirk Read, Charlie Anders, Greta
Christina, and (I saved the best for last) horehound stillpoint!

I think I even know *what* I'm reading!

I think it might involve guns! (Or maybe just spanking. But not spanking
and guns.)

Carol Queen and Simon Sheppard are hosting so I don't have to read *and*
emcee!

CounterPULSE, 1310 Mission St., Saturday September 23 at 7:30 pm. $5-15
sliding scale to benefit the Center for Sex and Culture. No-one turned
away for lack of funds.

that LJ eyepatch thing

Several of you have asked what the hell eyepatch thing I was talking about
in my previous post.

Take a good look at the graphic element below, just before my username.
See the little black fleck? That's an eyepatch.

pantryslut

(no subject)

Dear LJ,

The eyepatch thing appears to be browser-dependent.

Just FYI.

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Apparently, I am celebrating Bleed Like A Pirate Day.


(Thanks to annafdd for the link.)