pantryslut

All the adult copy I'm currently writing for pay has me thinking about that ubiquitous vibrating egg fantasy I kept encountering at FriendFinder (and elsewhere). You know, the one where a remote-control vibe in the pussy brought women to their knees with pleasure, all at the touch of a button. So many different men, all with the same fantasy (and ignorance/wishful thinking about the anatomy of female sexual pleasure, but that's par for the course).

I really should write a story where someone tries to do that with the protagonist, who is merely annoyed at the incessant distracting buzzing and finally slips into the bathroom to drop the egg down the toilet. Shenanigans ensue etc.