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Field Notes on the W’Minn
For many years – since first contact was made – human anthropologists have been diligently studying the W’Minn race, an alien species that superficially resembles the human race but with odd and fascinating deviations in thought and behavior. These notes on human vs. W’Minn interaction are particularly valuable as they have been compiled with the help of W’Minn ambassadors themselves, in no way filtered through human perceptual biases, for of course humans have no such blinders.
• Humans are linear thinkers – one thing at a time, in straight lines of logic. They want to deal with HOW. W’minn think in circles – circles that are connected and have relationships and emotions. They want to deal with WHY.
• W’Minn get emotional about what they really care about.
• W’minn have powerful reasons for what they do. True love is one that motivates most.
• W’minn’s sexual drive is wired to how they feel emotionally.
• W’minn have close relationships with each other. W’minn keep a circle of friends around them to talk about those issues. Without that circle, W’minn feel completely and utterly alone.
• W’minn become intimate by talking and they talk about everything.
• A W’minn alone will feel it more than a human. They will miss not having someone to talk to.
• Humans fall in love with their eyes. W’minn fall in love with their ears.
• Keep in mind W’minn’s hormonal cycles. From age 10-50, the hormonal bell curve has a constant effect in life.
• W’minn are sexual, but not stimulated by the same things humans are. W’minn like things clean, e.g. mouth, body, house, sheets.
• W’minn are extremely sensitive, insecure about their looks, and are slow to forgive and forget when someone makes them feel unattractive, stupid, humanlike or some other undesirable thing.
• W’minn have feelings. Humans have no idea how much every little action or possible meaning behind an action is noticed.
• Humans are fixers; W’minn are nurturers. A W’minn will try to sense what someone needs and provide that. If a W’minn is self-absorbed, they want nurturing themselves and will go to any length ro get it. But it is still about nurturing.
• A W’minn who understands humans will provide nurturing by trying to “fix” a problem for a human.
• The human who nurtures a W’minn will likely have putty in his hands.
• Strong W’minn don’t have to be cold.
• W’minn might cry, but not in the middle of a fight or at the drop of a hat.
• Three things you should never ask a W’minn: How old are you? How much do you weigh? When is your baby due?
• W’minn find sincerity, humor, self-confidence and broad shoulders attractive. Jaw lines, powerful hands and how a human presents himself are also attractive.
P.S. this list was not plagiarized. How dare you suggest such a thing? W'minn can be such troublemakers.
For many years – since first contact was made – human anthropologists have been diligently studying the W’Minn race, an alien species that superficially resembles the human race but with odd and fascinating deviations in thought and behavior. These notes on human vs. W’Minn interaction are particularly valuable as they have been compiled with the help of W’Minn ambassadors themselves, in no way filtered through human perceptual biases, for of course humans have no such blinders.
• Humans are linear thinkers – one thing at a time, in straight lines of logic. They want to deal with HOW. W’minn think in circles – circles that are connected and have relationships and emotions. They want to deal with WHY.
• W’Minn get emotional about what they really care about.
• W’minn have powerful reasons for what they do. True love is one that motivates most.
• W’minn’s sexual drive is wired to how they feel emotionally.
• W’minn have close relationships with each other. W’minn keep a circle of friends around them to talk about those issues. Without that circle, W’minn feel completely and utterly alone.
• W’minn become intimate by talking and they talk about everything.
• A W’minn alone will feel it more than a human. They will miss not having someone to talk to.
• Humans fall in love with their eyes. W’minn fall in love with their ears.
• Keep in mind W’minn’s hormonal cycles. From age 10-50, the hormonal bell curve has a constant effect in life.
• W’minn are sexual, but not stimulated by the same things humans are. W’minn like things clean, e.g. mouth, body, house, sheets.
• W’minn are extremely sensitive, insecure about their looks, and are slow to forgive and forget when someone makes them feel unattractive, stupid, humanlike or some other undesirable thing.
• W’minn have feelings. Humans have no idea how much every little action or possible meaning behind an action is noticed.
• Humans are fixers; W’minn are nurturers. A W’minn will try to sense what someone needs and provide that. If a W’minn is self-absorbed, they want nurturing themselves and will go to any length ro get it. But it is still about nurturing.
• A W’minn who understands humans will provide nurturing by trying to “fix” a problem for a human.
• The human who nurtures a W’minn will likely have putty in his hands.
• Strong W’minn don’t have to be cold.
• W’minn might cry, but not in the middle of a fight or at the drop of a hat.
• Three things you should never ask a W’minn: How old are you? How much do you weigh? When is your baby due?
• W’minn find sincerity, humor, self-confidence and broad shoulders attractive. Jaw lines, powerful hands and how a human presents himself are also attractive.
P.S. this list was not plagiarized. How dare you suggest such a thing? W'minn can be such troublemakers.
