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[pantryslut]

I love my father, but he has terrible taste in films.

From the goth girl remake of Sweet November:

Keanu Reeves: "I don't need you to be telling me what to do in bed!"

Goth Girl: "I'm sorry, I thought this was a collaborative effort. If you want a blow-up doll, there's some shops in the Tenderloin I can recommend..."

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[zille.livejournal.com]

what? is this real???

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

Alas, no. It just should be.

Who should play the dying-of-cancer girl in the theoretical re-remake version, with the part recast to be a goth girl with ratty hair and heavy black eyeliner, do you think? Whoever it is, it'll be a better movie than the one I watched last night.

Might be shorter, though, as you can see from my "excerpt."

[zille.livejournal.com]

Gosh, I don't really know the new crop of young starlets. Maybe the gal from "My First Mister" (http://www.paramountclassics.com/mister/) Leelee Sobieski (who was so hot in "Secretary!") -- but she might not want to get typecast as "subculture freak girl"....

Maybe the movie would be best with a "fresh face"?

At any rate, I can't wait to see it.

You know, I totally would have thought it was real if you hadn't said "Tenderloin" -- that made me go ... "hmmm, I think Lori made that up!" But oh, it would be so great!