1) My shoe fit yesterday. Why doesn't it fit today? My ankle is sliding around and I think I'm developing a blister.
2) Memo to bike woman on BART: No, I will not accept any shit for taking the seat you were hoping for. Especially since technically, no bikes are allowed on BART at the time you were riding, and doubly especially since you chose to get on a crowded car that already had one (much more attitude-free) bike rider. In other words, be glad that you were there at all, and stop rolling your eyes already.
3) What is this strange taste for coffee I seem to have developed over the past few days?
4) Kittens make everything better.
2) Memo to bike woman on BART: No, I will not accept any shit for taking the seat you were hoping for. Especially since technically, no bikes are allowed on BART at the time you were riding, and doubly especially since you chose to get on a crowded car that already had one (much more attitude-free) bike rider. In other words, be glad that you were there at all, and stop rolling your eyes already.
3) What is this strange taste for coffee I seem to have developed over the past few days?
4) Kittens make everything better.