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Let's Panic About Babies!

"While those other book authors (we’re talking to you, Dr. Sears—and you too, Mrs. Dr. Sears) think it’s nifty to expound on the virtues of breastfeeding for pages on end, but meanwhile, where’s the useful advice—like how to ritualistically build your own birthing hut? And don’t get us started on those supposed classics like What to Expect When You’re Expecting, which uses big words like “perinatal” and “diastasis”—words that require the use of a dictionary. And dictionaries are so heavy.

Fortunately for everyone in the whole wide world, Alice Bradley and Eden M. Kennedy have created the only website that accurately explains the journey from morning sickness to third-degree tears to keeping that baby alive for a year–or more!"

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