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[pantryslut]

Scene: the breakfast table. Twins are in their high chairs. Lori is cutting up a piece of fruit.

Simone: Apple?

Lori: Actually, it's a pear.

Simone: Apple?

Lori: Close. Pear.

Simone: Apple.

Lori: It's a pear. Can you say pear?

Simone: Apple.

Lori: Pear? Say pear? Pear.

Simone: Apple!

Lori serves the fruit without further comment.

Comments

[badgerbag.livejournal.com]

She must be wondering why you would arbitrarily rename "The class of foods that are crunchy and sweet". Tricksy grownups.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

And she's definitely got a point!