Consolidated tattoo post

Here is a picture of my new tattoo.

The motto translates to English as: "O death, how bitter it is to be reminded of you."

Sweet Cicely at Cyclops Tattoo designed it from my description and applied the ink.

Yes, it is the Gothest Tattoo Evar.

dore alley follow-up

I couldn't get any of the garters I have to fit around my huge fat girl thigh, and I couldn't find my Russian sailor's hat, and I decided that American sailor hat plus skirt was just too cutesy, so I went with an entirely different, tres goth outfit (to match my new tres goth tattoo, of course). Yes, I still wore a dick. Yes, there are pictures.

I promise to ressurect full sailordom for some other occasion sometime soon. We were close, so close. Also, if someone can point me in the direction of huge fat girl thigh garters (or if anyone knows someone who could *sew* me some...), I would appreciate the tip.

(no subject)

The urge to go into the bathroom, pull down my pants, and admire my new ink is almost overwhelming. Thank goodness we have a single-person locking restroom on this floor. With a biiiig mirror.

publication update

I haven't seen a copy yet, but Size Queen #1 has an essay of mine in it. About tits. (And look! There's my name on the cover!)