dore alley follow-up

[pantryslut]

I couldn't get any of the garters I have to fit around my huge fat girl thigh, and I couldn't find my Russian sailor's hat, and I decided that American sailor hat plus skirt was just too cutesy, so I went with an entirely different, tres goth outfit (to match my new tres goth tattoo, of course). Yes, I still wore a dick. Yes, there are pictures.

I promise to ressurect full sailordom for some other occasion sometime soon. We were close, so close. Also, if someone can point me in the direction of huge fat girl thigh garters (or if anyone knows someone who could *sew* me some...), I would appreciate the tip.

Comments

[cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com]

I forgot to tell you how happy I was to see that you'd gone with the skirt + dick outfit. :)

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

You're welcome :)

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

stormy leather used to carry good garters that went up to 6x
lane bryant will often carry them as well - though they aren't quite as cool as stormy leathers

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

Do they carry garters, or just garter belts? I've got a couple garter belts that fit very nicely, but they don't hold a dildo at bay against the thigh.

[cindymonkey.livejournal.com]

hold up, if you just need the independent garter I may have an old corset garter around somewhere. let me test it for size and let you know.

[everythingbagel.livejournal.com]

You can check out Foxy Lady. I'm not entirely clear on what you're asking for, but they might have them there.

If that doesn't work out, and you have a reasonably flexible dildo with a head, here's how you can pack hard without having a ridiculous boner tent all day:
1. Put on your harness
2. With the dildo in the harness, bend it up and to the side, until the tip is close to the waist strap.
3. Find the point on the waist strap about an inch closer to the middle of your body.
4. Bend an elastic hairband (like for a ponytail) over that point, and then pull it through itself. This should leave you with a loop.
5. Put the head of the dildo through the loop. Double the loop if necessary.

If this method is confusing, but you're interested, ask me to show you next time we see each other.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

No, this makes perfect sense. Thank you! Also thank you for reminding me of the Foxy Lady.

I suppose that if all else fails I could go extra old-fashioned and use a pretty ribbon around my thigh to tie that sucker down.

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[jennconspiracy.livejournal.com]

I've got sewing machines and depending on what you want, I might be able to come up with something. What do you have in mind?