my belly is hung over.

Really, the bacon-wrapped hot dog was worth it. But....

Porn Reviews I'd Like To Have Written

"1. Men in prison, as a rule, do not have frosted tips. Nor do they shave their chests, landscape their pubes, blow-dry, or wear waist-length do-rags that look like a headscarf Cher might have sported during her 1974 Dark Lady tour. I'm not knocking any of these practices, I'm just saying they do tend to hinder one's suspension of disbelief."

From Fleshbot. Contains many graphic production stills so you can see those aforementioned frosted tips in all their NSFW glory.

Miescellaneous Notes From My New Job

1. It's still hard for me to remember that reading sex blogs, sex news sites, etc. is part of my job, and does not constitute goofing off.

2. I may not understand heterosexuals but I'm apparently decent at imitating them.

3. Relationship humor is so, so woman-hating. It pretends to be balanced, but it isn't.

4. I really missed editorial work. I am really at home in it.

5. I may never write an erotic fiction story "for love" ever again. Stories that have sex in them? Yes. That are sexy? Yes. Erotica? No.

Bonus:

6. I have a door card! At last!

7. This getting up early in the morning thing is totally unnatural, but it has its benefits.

8. Palo Alto is very far away. I definitely need to learn to drive.

9. I feel a little underachievy in the writing department, still. Dunno what that's about or how to fix it. Mostly I am ignoring it.

10. Six hours of sleep = headache. Yay Excedrin.

"I Can't Believe It's Not Boy Butter!"

a) Comcast apparently banned this commercial.

b) I think it's the cutest ad for a "personal lubricant" I've ever seen. Not that the competition is fierce, but.

c) It's pretty tame.