Porn Reviews I'd Like To Have Written

[pantryslut]

"1. Men in prison, as a rule, do not have frosted tips. Nor do they shave their chests, landscape their pubes, blow-dry, or wear waist-length do-rags that look like a headscarf Cher might have sported during her 1974 Dark Lady tour. I'm not knocking any of these practices, I'm just saying they do tend to hinder one's suspension of disbelief."

From Fleshbot. Contains many graphic production stills so you can see those aforementioned frosted tips in all their NSFW glory.

Comments

[anthrocubsf.livejournal.com]

I read that this morning and giggled.

Thanks for the regiggle.

[billbrent.livejournal.com]

"Sanchez Viva" gets my nod for least likely IRL name on a porno box.

Maybe he was the one with the headscarf.