But I do not intend to chronicle every vivid dream until they decide to recede again. Last night's was all about goodbadgirl, nothing naughty, just hanging out in the park under some trees.
Guess what product this is! The decription is like found poetry:
"* Built-7 group of super vibration massage, a scientific and rational allocation * Ring far infrared heaters, automatic temperature control, safe and reliable *A variety of massage * Automatic mode * Automatic regularly work 20 minutes * High-performance rechargeable batteries for exclusive use, energy, security"
The answer is here. (Tip o' the hat to mollena for the find.)
1. Thanks to badgerbag, I now find myself in idle moments at work making LOLcocks. And no, I don't mean roosters.
2. What I did with the cabbage: suddenly, cabbage and noodles sounded really, really good. So that's what we had for dinner tonight. Potatoes will have to wait.
3. As of this moment, I am now performing at PPO this Saturday. I might even be emceeing, too.