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OK. We have previously established in these pages that Oscar the Grouch is actually a Time Lord, and his trash can a TARDIS.

I wish to suggest that the magician's rabbit is also a Time Lord, and the top hat also a TARDIS.

Let the fanfic commence.

This idle thought brought you you by Sesame Street and the rabbit's expressed wish that he not be thought of as "an appearing and disappearing object."

Simone learns the power of "and"

"What would you like for breakfast, corn puffs or Cheerios?"

"Candy."

"We don't eat candy for breakfast. Corn puffs or Cheerios?"

"Cheese."

"OK, we can have cheese for breakfast along with our cereal. Corn puffs or Cheerios?"

"Cheese and candy."

[Mom puts her head down on the table in defeat.]