So, how was your evening?

When I grow up and move into my dream home, my office is going to have a door that I can close, and it will be on the opposite side of the house from the kids' playroom so they can't holler at me to "get off computer!" for endless taffy minutes and then melt down into an inconsolable tantrum while I try to get some work done.

...aaaand timing is everything

Moments after I posted that last note, we reached another milestone: our first potty-training-related accident!

Fake Dildo-Dick Piracy Update

OK, the reprint thing is way more mysterious than I first thought. There's a book called Five Minute Fantasies 3 that I thought was a UK reprint of More Five Minute Erotica, but it's not. Both have my story in them, but I think that's the only overlap. I only sold my story, as far as I know, to More Five Minute Erotica.

There is also a book and ebook called Sticky Notes from the same UK publisher with five stories in it, at least two of which are from FMF3.

The good news is: my story seems to be intact and "fake dildo-dick"-free; upon further poking that seems to have been a marketing blurb made to *look* like a quote from the story, not an actual editorial change. So hooray to that!

I'm Losing Hippie Points By The Second Just For Reposting This

Offbeat Mama on their problems with the term "natural childbirth":

http://offbeatmama.com/?p=15097