two bits from lunch

[pantryslut]

1) There was an incident involving two fire trucks downtown today on my walk to lunch. The first truck included a sexy lady firefighter in short sleeves hopping off the truck right as I passed by. Yum. (Better than my real lunch, for sure.)

2) The problem with genderbending, particularly with mixing clothes, is that I can never remember anymore which way my pants, shirts, and coats are supposed to button or zip. All of the buttons on my coat today are on the *wrong side*, and I keep getting confused.