Barry Bonds Accuses The Media of Injuring His Knee

[pantryslut]

"You guys wanted to hurt me bad enough, you finally got me," Bonds said.

(story here.)

Comments

[gordonzola.livejournal.com]

Leave Barry alone!

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

OK, I admit it. It was me (a documented member of the media) who injured his knee. I snuck in with my embroidery scissors at training camp and snipped away at his stitches.

Vile wench.

[chubbycore.livejournal.com]

What's Barry ever done to you? All he wanted to do was play some ball.

Re: Vile wench.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

It was my revenge for him turning Sammy Sosa into a brittle, inconsistent prima donna with his home run push.

Re: Vile wench.

[gordonzola.livejournal.com]

yup, now that he's down, everyone wants to pile on. typical.

Re: Vile wench.

[gordonzola.livejournal.com]

Sammy Sosa? omg, that guy couldn't play for Dusty Baker, the bestest manager in the majors. what a turd.

Re: Vile wench.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

And I canNOT believe that now that Sosa's left town to much (apparently deserved) stone-throwing at his back, they're rumbling about Baker as a manager. I may have to quit baseball in disgust if Chicago as a city doesn't come to its senses soon.

There's your proof.

[black-pearl-10.livejournal.com]

Steroids make you ca-ra-zay!!!

Re: There's your proof.

[chubbycore.livejournal.com]

three cheers for roid rage!