my pride sins

[pantryslut]

I am skipping the dyke march to attend a soccer game with my boyfriend and my husband. I *told* you they were going to revoke my card any day now.

The following are not sins, but for the record:

I am skipping the tranny march to have dinner with my parents and my sweeties.

I am skipping the pride march due to anticipated exhaustion, and the fact that I need to buy some electronics. (OK, I guess that might be the sin of sloth.)

Comments

[felicks.livejournal.com]

Yup, we're pulling your licence.

Let's make this easy on everyone.

[hq447.livejournal.com]

Hand it over.

[whumpdotcom.livejournal.com]

I'll be at a friend's birthday party a couple of blocks from Mission Dolores Park tomorrow. I'll do a surrogate flash of my boy tits on your behalf.

[badgerbag.livejournal.com]

Muahaha, the man puts out... Right there on Market in front of all the lesbians in the world. Whump is totally a lesbian - he made me read Starhawk when I was 17, and I won't let him forget it!

[rgay.livejournal.com]

Now that you've covered confession, let's delve into penance.

I have ideas.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

This is what I like to hear.