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[pantryslut]

When I asked G. what he wanted for his birthday, he said, "a harem of nubile women* feeding me grapes." I asked for a second choice. He said, "strippers and a cake.**" I said I would see what I could do.***

I think I did pretty well. No, I think I did better than that. He got friendly volunteer strippers, cake, ice cream, and nubile women and grapes. And lots of friends, some presents, a spanking or two, and an impromptu drag makeover. Not to mention a nice dinner beforehand, and the fact that he didn't know where the party was at or what would be happening that evening.

I made him pick up his own cake. I think this may be a kink of the carless, but it tickled me immensely.

I think I may be developing a reputation. I may need to clean my house just so I can throw more parties.

Thank you again, everyone who attended. I had a blast, and organizers usually don't get to have that much fun, you know? But I did.


* My phrasing. It was probably "scantily clad women." It was not virgins, no matter what he said later.

** "But I don't want a stripper jumping out of a cake; that would ruin the cake."

*** He later also suggested strip poker, but by that time plans were already in motion. So if anyone wants to get together a game of strip poker any time soon...

Comments

[cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com]

I had a blast and even went home with a bit of inspiration.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

Yay!

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a great deal of fun, though it would be more so if one liked grapes.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

It is my philosophy that one should not ask for nubile women to feed one grapes if one does not like grapes in the first place. Fortunately, this is a philosophy also adhered to by the guest of honor.

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

There are plenty of other foodstuffs I would happily be fed by nubile women, but the image does seem to default come with grapes. And I suppose chocolate would melt on their fingers and sushi has too limited a lifespan really; though one could be fed chocolate using chopsticks I suppose.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

There was a brief fad about eating sushi off the bodies of naked women at high-end parties, a few years back. I could get into that.

I suspect any other finger food could pinch-hit for the grapes. Fresh fruit especially, but heck, I'd be happy with tasty cheese, marcona almonds, cream puffs...

[imnotandrei.livejournal.com]

(takes notes)

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

If you're going to do that, let me also mention that I adore mini cream puffs. For any occasion.