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[pantryslut]

My sweetie loves me, he makes me bacon-wrapped hot dogs. But he's a big slut, so if you ask him nicely he'll probably make them for you, too.

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[black-pearl-10.livejournal.com]

ask=fuck, right?

;)

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

I think that would be up to you. But if they actually have to fuck you before you'll make them bacon-wrapped hot dogs, maybe you're not such a big slut as I thought...

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

Also while we're at it, since when do you like to get fucked nicely? :)

[tgeller.livejournal.com]

Next you'll tell me he deep-fries them.

And dips them in chocolate.

(...hmm... the next big County Fair snack?)

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

Deep-fried in batter, OTOH, they sound Glaswegian. [ As done with, for example, whole black puddings, small frozen pizzas rolled up in tubes, and Mars Bars. ]

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

"Bacon-wrapped hot dogs" really doesn't need much effort at all to make sound like a filthy euphemism.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

Believe me, I've noticed.