useless whine/party game
Oct. 23rd, 2003 12:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pantryslutHave I ever mentioned how much I hate writing bio notes?
This is one of those things people aren't allowed to complain about, because it means, after all, that I've had something published that requires a bio note. It's the whine of success, and that's never attractive. But I really hate it. They all sound so dry. I don't want to be the fifteenth person in whatever anthology to mention their cats, either. And I have no idea what people might want to know about me (except where to see more of my stuff).
I hate this process so much, in fact, that I've intermittently threatened to coerce my friends into writing my bio notes for me. Maybe as a party game.
What better place than here?
If you want to play: write a bio note for me in the comments section. It doesn't have to be true. It might be better if it's not true. You don't even have to know me very well. It might be better if you don't.
Everyone's invited to play. Go on, tell me who I am!
Here's the one I wrote this morning, just to start things rolling:
"Lori S. has put worse things in her mouth."
This is one of those things people aren't allowed to complain about, because it means, after all, that I've had something published that requires a bio note. It's the whine of success, and that's never attractive. But I really hate it. They all sound so dry. I don't want to be the fifteenth person in whatever anthology to mention their cats, either. And I have no idea what people might want to know about me (except where to see more of my stuff).
I hate this process so much, in fact, that I've intermittently threatened to coerce my friends into writing my bio notes for me. Maybe as a party game.
What better place than here?
If you want to play: write a bio note for me in the comments section. It doesn't have to be true. It might be better if it's not true. You don't even have to know me very well. It might be better if you don't.
Everyone's invited to play. Go on, tell me who I am!
Here's the one I wrote this morning, just to start things rolling:
"Lori S. has put worse things in her mouth."
