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[pantryslut]

I just saw a thigh harness marketed toward gay guys. (Apparently it debuted at IML last weekend.) I cannot tell you how glad in a genderbently way I am that this device exists. Although also amused, of course, at the idea that you have to market it to each gender separately.

In other sex marketing news: Deep Throat Energy Drinks. Can't make this stuff up.