When my sister-in-law was pregnant, I started reading the Chronicle's silly and mostly-useless parenting blog for funny things to send her. By far the best post was the "mortifying things toddlers say" entry. One reader commented that her three year old had latched on to the idea of popcorn and asked for some constantly, but mispronounced it, so that in all kinds of public places the kid would suddenly start yelling, at the top of its lungs:
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Date: 2008-01-17 07:37 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-01-17 07:51 pm (UTC)OK. That's just *wrong*.
And I've sat through multiple years of reading off AVN nominee names.
That's...
*wrong*.
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Date: 2008-01-17 07:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-17 08:15 pm (UTC)COCK PORN, MOMMY, WANT COCK PORN!
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Date: 2008-01-17 08:18 pm (UTC)Hee hee!
P.S. Hey, you're back!
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Date: 2008-01-19 04:28 pm (UTC)