I should not make fun of calls for submission.

[pantryslut]

"IMPORTANT RULES TO FOLLOW:

Do not kill your good guy or gal Vampire in the story.
Do not make your good guy or gal Vampire A killer.
Do not send us A story with vampires that turn into bats.
Your story has to be believable."


No further comment.

Comments

[brooksmoses]

Can I make the GGOGV a wierd woo-woo sort of fellow who's really just a bored twenty-something guy with nothing else interesting in his life who's deluded himself into thinking he's a vampire?

I'm sorry

[manomano.livejournal.com]

A believable vampire story?

Re: I'm sorry

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

Just so.

[oracne.livejournal.com]

Hee! I know what they mean, but it's still funny.