pantryslut

Not in order, though my first job is first and my current job is last.

Fast food worker
Cafeteria worker
Research assistant for a linguistics lab
Day care center substitute teacher
Day care center administrative assistant
Day care center substitute cook
Babysitter
Art model
Some fancy job title for assigning educational codes to college transcripts (twice)
Domestic violence shelter administrative assistant
Administrative assistant and computer class instructor for a computer nonprofit
Freelance writer ("what do you write?" "whatever someone'll pay me for")
Freelance editor/proofreader
Some not-very-fancy job title for feeding legal documents into a scanner
Phone psychic
Phone sex worker
Associate editor for a lesbian porn magazine
Porn performer (solos and no-sex BDSM scenes, fwiw)
"Publisher's assistant" for a zine/small press -- duties included running the sex parties that funded the zine/small press (let's call that "events manager" on the resume, eh? :) )
Webmistress for an erotic writing site
Audiotape transcriptionist
Word processor
Spoken word performer
Sex party organizer (nope, not a duplicate)
Editor/Copywriter for an adult personals company

...and I think that's it.

Regular, 40-hour-a-week jobs without an end date (i.e. non-contract): three.