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[pantryslut]

For lunch this afternoon, I intended to eat some of imnotandrei's Turkish dinner leftovers with some toasted pita bread.

Only I left the pita in the oven way too long.

So after the boy had rescued the dried-out pita from the oven and stacked them in a stiff little pile on the plate, I couldn't help myself. I was compelled.

I smashed my fist into the center of them. They shattered into dozens of fragments -- pita chips.

It was *so* satisfying. Bam! Crunch. Chomp.