Runes

[pantryslut]

Disclaimer: I don't actually take divination seriously any more. (I used to -- I was a phone psychic. Ask me about it sometime.) I did this for fun, like it was one of those quizzes.

Past Tir - Victory, leadership, success over other competitors, increase in finances, virility and passion (especially for men)(fuck you, sexist rune-pig, I know it's a phallus but loosen up already!-- ed.).

Present Ehwaz - Abrupt changes, moving into new home and environment, travel, swift change in situation.

Future Berkana - Growth, abundance, fertility, Mother Earth, protection, the zenith of an idea or situation.

Cast the runes here:
Rune Caster



But now I kinda hope it's true. Except for that "swift change in situation" in the present position. What the hell is that about?

Of course, looking over it a second time, it's almost a perfect pregnancy narrative, too. Look at that: the phallus, the spread legs, the big belly (plus pregnancy tits). Heh. *Not* in the cards, so to speak, and you boys can stop panicking now.

Another alternative reading is simply: "Look! It's spring."

Comments

[bigsockgrrl.livejournal.com]

Since I can't pass up an opportunity to analyse... Someone that did a tarot reading for me once said that the longer its been since you've done a reading, the more general it is. Maybe this was really general and spans a longer time period, so the change is one you've already started making or are still getting used to? Or maybe its about deciding to start school? Whatever you think of divination, it can sure be fun.

It's definitely Friday...

[imnotandrei.livejournal.com]

...because the moment I read your last sentence, combined with the news that a "Janet Jackson" Mickey Mouse has been taken down at Disney, I immediately thought thusly:

"this is the fun of the Divi Nation...."


I think it's definitely weekend time.

[dnereverri.livejournal.com]

I was a phone psychic. Ask me about it sometime.

Psychic phone sex. I See A Great Need.

"You want -- yes, I can see it -- you want me to suck your cock... Slowly, no, quickly, yes, your future is clear now, you will be cumming very, very hard..."

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

Some of my phone sex clients were *clearly* waiting for me to read their mind, so this doesn't sound all that far-fetched. Unfortunately.