Why We No Longer Teach The Four Food Groups

[pantryslut]

I once announced quite sincerely to my parents that pepperoni pizza was the healthiest food in the world because it had the crust (bread), the sauce (vegetables), the cheese (dairy), and the meat. Perfection in a slice!

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[shadefell.livejournal.com]

What?

I still make that claim.

WHATEVER DON'T JUDGE ME.