Underpants

[pantryslut]

(We are experimenting with diaper-free days this week.)

Me: "What happened to your underpants?"

Simone: "I'm not wearing them."

Me: "Yes, I see that, but where did they go?"

Simone: "I just took them off and now I can't find them, they're gone, I don't know where it is."

Simone is holding onto a steel lunchbox. I open it. Her underpants are inside.

Me: "I think I found them."

Simone: "No. leave it alone." She closes the lunchbox.

Me: "I'm sorry, was that supposed to be a secret?"

Simone nods and fastens the latch.

Comments

[sparkymonster.livejournal.com]

That's really amazing.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

I wish I could properly convey the utter sincerity and rapid delivery of the "I don't know" line. I'm told that "three is just like two, but with the addition of deception." As usual, Simone appears to be just a little bit ahead of the curve here.

[sparkymonster.livejournal.com]

Wow! Addition of deception. I can't even imagine what will happen when she starts analyzing stories.

[wild-irises.livejournal.com]

I can so see her face.

[whittles.livejournal.com]

Just wanna say how much I love and appreciate these stories you post.
They charm the daylights outta me!