And, At Lunch:

[pantryslut]

Simone drops her breadstick on the floor for the fourth time.

Simone: "My breadstick! I want to hold it!"

Me: "No, I am not picking up your breadstick, I have already picked it up three times."

Simone: "It's dirty?"

Me: "Yes, it's on the floor, it's dirty now."

Simone: "Maybe a birdie will eat it later."

Me: "Not very likely indoors, kiddo. Sorry."