Conversations I *Really* Never Imagined Having

[pantryslut]

Simone is running around the living room with a whisk sticking straight up out of the back of her underpants.

Me: "Simone, take that whisk out of your butt."

Simone: "But I'm an elephant!"

Comments

[bkwrrm-tx.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!

[dr-moni.livejournal.com]

I can't believe the statements I have to make these days. However, that one tops it all. Too funny.

[ritaxis.livejournal.com]

Sounds par for the course, actually.

[wild-irises.livejournal.com]

*collapsing in giggles*

[slfisher.livejournal.com]

Apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, does it?

[trinker.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA! I don't know how I missed this one, but...


At least it wasn't going to get lost.

[Scene: "Mommy! I put this crayon IN MY BUTT!" "...the crayon in your hand? Or is there still a crayon in your butt?" (oh please please please no not that ogod no please) "In my hand." "Please give me that. We're going to wash that thoroughly and disinfect it now. M, that could have gotten stuck inside and that would have been OWWIE POWWIE." ZOMG...I do not want to explain flanges to a not-quite 4 year old...]