Cross your fingers for me.

[pantryslut]

It only took a month or so, and five phone calls to three different sites (and two phone calls to me), but I finally got my mysterious ladyparts medical referral straightened out and an appointment confirmed.

In Lafayette.

But hey! Progress!

(N. at the health center gets extra bonus points for a) giving me her name before I asked, b) calling me back within an hour, and c) doing the legwork to get everything nailed down today.)