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Dialog from the porn movie we were watching this evening:

Tranny girl in a stars-and-stripes bikini: "Hi. I'm selling flags to support the war in Iraq."

Homeboy relaxing in his favorite chair: "Well, I'm not sure I support the war in Iraq...but you sure look hot."

Tranny girl: "Then why don't you be patriotic and fuck me!"

Maybe you had to be there. But we had to pause the DVD -- twice -- because we were laughing so hard. Don't get me wrong, it was a great tape.

[livejournal.com profile] zille has to talk about the food tonight because I am feeling all self-conscious after the overdose of praise for Passover.
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