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Dialog from the porn movie we were watching this evening:

Tranny girl in a stars-and-stripes bikini: "Hi. I'm selling flags to support the war in Iraq."

Homeboy relaxing in his favorite chair: "Well, I'm not sure I support the war in Iraq...but you sure look hot."

Tranny girl: "Then why don't you be patriotic and fuck me!"

Maybe you had to be there. But we had to pause the DVD -- twice -- because we were laughing so hard. Don't get me wrong, it was a great tape.

[livejournal.com profile] zille has to talk about the food tonight because I am feeling all self-conscious after the overdose of praise for Passover.

FOOD!!!

Date: 2003-04-23 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zille.livejournal.com
Oh my goddess, the food was SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD!

There was this incredible "salad" of French salami, fresh fava beans, and ummm, what was the name of the cheese, manchego? It was super yummy, a full, mellow flavor.

And beside the lovely pile of the roughly chopped salami slices, crumbles of cheese, and pale green favas, was two perfectly butterflied quails, in pomegranate sauce!

So, Lori took my quail virginity! (What better chef to give it to?!) And come to think of it, I had not had salami in about a decade!

To end it all, was the left-over orange cake that I missed from the seder I sadly didn't make it to. By that time, Alexi had come over from Minerva's house, so we both made enthusiastic noises of pure enjoyment whilst trying not to gobble it up too fast :)

What a night! Little birds, trannies and singing Christian veggies! "Ai papi!" "Get on your knees and suck my dick, daddy!" And the hairbrush song, mais bien sur!

Thank you, thank you! [big happy smile]

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