random notes while I'm winding down

[pantryslut]

1) My WisCon badge had a tendency to collect crumbs. Also powdered sugar and fajita sauce. It did magically keep my t-shirt clean, though.

2) Now that I'm seeing ads for Soul Plane everywhere, it's really hard to fly on NWA without snickering.

3) Speaking of ads, what's with these blatantly homoerotic Ball Park Frank commercials? One emphasizes girth, and shows a big guy chowing down on a big sausage. Another says, "Be Big. Be Meaty. Be Frank." (I want to meet Frank.) What's next? A big banner over the refridgerated foods section reading "It's not the motion, it's the meat"?

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Soooooooul Plane

[sadojewess.livejournal.com]

Soul Plane was actually somewhat amusing. Toilet humor, but amusing nonetheless. The little kids seated behind me enjoyed it too. And as to Big Frank, it is the dream of all burly straight men to suck some thick cock, isn't it? Give the public what the subconsciously want!

[black-pearl-10.livejournal.com]

2) Now that I'm seeing ads for Soul Plane everywhere, it's really hard to fly on NWA without snickering.
Straight outta O'Hare muthafucka.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

Their hub is actually in Minneapolis, which to me makes it even funnier.