odd spam of the day

"titted girl stuffed" really makes me think of birds and taxidermy more than it does sex.

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Yes, I think "pirate" may be my natural aesthetic language after all.

last night

Last night I learned that, apparently, I am a freak: many, many readers expressed some intimidation at how many people were at the reading. (A Different Light was packed to overflow.) I would have found that comforting -- look, so many people, here to see me (and everyone else)! We must be worth listening to! I am way more intimidated by small audiences (oh, it's hard to read in front of four people, all bright and attentive in the front row), and by people I know in the audience. So you know I'm going to be a wreck tonight ;) Unless you bring all of your friends whom I haven't met yet and pack the house! Yes, that's the solution!

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By the way, he's wrong.

I'm going to look better than naked.