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[pantryslut]

Mark Morford makes reference to Dick Cheney's "openly gay and very weird daughter Mary."

having actually met Mary (briefly), I cannot say how much this warms the cockles of my heart.

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[fightingwords.livejournal.com]

so, does she have horns or scales or what? i mean, i can't imagine that she could be even vaguely "normal" with that lizard as her dad.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

The best way I can put it is that she's cracked in the same way Laura Bush is cracked. I met her when she was acting as Coors' liaison to the gay community. Unfortunately, I was trying real hard to ignore her existence so I wouldn't be invited to lunch to listen to her sales pitch, so my impressions by now are vague. But I remember her as very blonde, very earnest and eager in that PR sort of way, and a little jittery -- if you yelled "boo!" she'd squeak.