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[pantryslut]

So, work wants me to write up a paragraph or two about my educational and work background so they can write up a 'welcome' e-mail for Monday.

Heh. So, LJ'ers, what should I say? Feel free to either give me real advice, or get creative and snarky, or both.

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[wordweaverlynn.livejournal.com]

"Freelance writer for niche markets and technical material."

[abostick59.livejournal.com]

"One brave man tried to take her alone.
She left him lying in a pool of blood,
And laughed about it all the way home."

[imnotandrei.livejournal.com]

Well, your degree's in English -- feel free to mention that as an excuse for how literate you are. ;)

Work background: "Editor and freelance writer for various news, lifestyle, and fiction publications."

Let 'em ask. ;)

[wild-irises.livejournal.com]

"Lori Selke's professional life has been more interesting than yours. She is currently taking a break from her more exotic pursuits to check out the joys of benefits and regular hours."

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

This is perfect.

[tgeller.livejournal.com]

I think you should tell the truth. You won't get fired, but you *will* gain the respect and friendship of people who'll suddenly have a reason to chat with you. Or so I predict.

Unless you're ashamed. But I doubt that.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

This would work if *I* was writing the e-mail, but I am not; my manager is. She's do it off my resume if she had a copy, but she doesn't.