um, no.

[pantryslut]

Posted for the sheer perversity of it. I tried three times and got the same answer.



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Take What sort of Hipster are you? today!
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You know what's "in" and what's "out," and you give those trends the finger! You wear what you want and get damn respect for it. You still own pants you wore in high school. Your hair is five different shades of hip. You make it cool to shop at Goodwill, the Gap, and even Walmart. You hang out in crowded bars and restaurants, but don't care if anyone is even looking at you (though they are). You're swank and friendly and at ease just about anywhere. You're well-liked and talked about. The world wants to be just like you.

Comments

[imnotandrei.livejournal.com]

Let's break this down:

You know what's "in" and what's "out" and you give those trends the finger.

You do. The finger part, that is.

You still own pants you wore in high school.

Not true, AFAIK.

Your hair is five different shades of hip

Well, provided those shades are Brown Hip, Light Brown Hip, Medium Brown Hip, Donated Cat Fur Hip and White Hip, it's true.

You make it cool...

Not true.

You hang out in crowded...

You don't care if they're looking, so we'll give it 1/2 credit.

You're swank and...

Miss Velvet-Rope-Jumper-In-New-York, Miss "Are you in the Industry", Miss "Who are you with?", I think you qualify.

The last two are so self-evidently true it's not worth discussion. ;)

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[black-pearl-10.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(cough, cough)
(deep breath)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

You gotta admit I clean up good, though.