political humor of the day

[pantryslut]

Stolen from Jeff Chang, who stole it from someone else:

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

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My current favorite bush joke (from <lj user='hillaroon'>

[felicks.livejournal.com]

So, the President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney
are flying on Air Force One. George looks at
Laura, chuckles and says, "You know, I could
throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now
and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could
throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten
people very happy." Cheney says, "Of course, I
could throw one hundred $10 bills out the window
and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and
says to his co-pilot, "Such big shots back there...
shit, I could throw all of them out the window
and make 56 million people very happy."