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[pantryslut]

I don't want to participate in the generic post meme. I want you all to write what *you* think a generic post of mine looks like. Comment away.

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[postmaudlin.livejournal.com]

*descriptions of yummy food and what's in the box*

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

You must come and eat some more of the yummy food someday.

[postmaudlin.livejournal.com]

i would love that muchly!

[imnotandrei.livejournal.com]

Got

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Got <veggie I don't eat> and <veggie I don't eat> in the box today. If anyone wants them, let me know.

Saw <film I was dissatisfied with> with <people> on <day>. It was interesting, but <cogent argument as to its failures.>

Aside from that, my <minor medical complaint> is improving.

Real update soon.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

I think you nailed it :)

[black-pearl-10.livejournal.com]

I'm not smart enough to understand your posts to be able to mock them.
(duhhhhhhhhh)
:)

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

OK, you get the Blonde Excuse Card.

[nnaloh.livejournal.com]

black_pearl_10, I [heart] your icon.

-nalo

[black-pearl-10.livejournal.com]

Thank you nalo.
That was a fun photo shoot.

[wild-irises.livejournal.com]

food, weekend update, rant, light day at work, food minor medical complaint, rant, happy hour, thing that happened to me (described vaguely), food, thing that happened to me (described in detail), minor medical complaint, food, rant, movie review, food, rant

[nadyalec.livejournal.com]

I have an idea for a really butch tattoo. It's extremely specific.
I tried out today.
I pedaled.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

"I pedaled"?

I mean it about the tattoo this time!

[nadyalec.livejournal.com]

drat, lj took out the bit about restaurants near yr job.

"i pedaled" wasn't generic at all. it was my favorite-ever of your posts. after folsom.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, that one!

[black-pearl-10.livejournal.com]

Yes, that one indeed.

[nnaloh.livejournal.com]

I remember that one well, too.

[charleshaynes.livejournal.com]

Random LJ meme.

Results from online survey related in some way to me.

Writing escapade.

Thinly veiled sexual innuendo.

Kvetch, but really it's not that bad.