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[pantryslut]

Still taking questions. Here's the first batch of answers:

I've always wanted to try the Nexus, but it's just too expensive. And [data embargo].

A weekend in a foreign country that I've never been to before, somewhere with good food and mild climate and interesting street life or natural scenery so I can spend lots of time outdoors, wandering about. A nice big hotel room with soft sheets and thick walls to come back to. And a free mini-bar with candy bars, just because. Let's throw in a foot massage for those tired feet after wandering around all weekend. Also nice would be if I didn't have to do any of the planning or arranging.

I am, mostly. There's a lot I might wish for, but in terms of more realistic goals, I only have the very boring "I'd like to be more active" one. I'd like to find more time and headspace to write and cook, too.

Short and venereal.

Fancy glass.

You already know the answer.

I want to sit you in my lap and listen to you talk while I feel you up rather ungently. For a start.

Comments

[black-pearl-10.livejournal.com]

I think I can guess who asked questions 1, 6, and 7. :)

[genderfur.livejournal.com]

Gee, I wish *I'd* asked #7.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

It's never too late...

[genderfur.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's so funny. I read "ungently" as "urgently". They both work, of course.

[redshrike.livejournal.com]

and i read it as "unguently," which i interpreted as "with the assistance of goopy lube."

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

I want to hear who you think asked #6, b/c yes, the other two are pretty obvious (to you).

[rednikki.livejournal.com]

I have a Nexus. It has serious issues. It's not rigid enough, so vigorous thrusting causes it to fall out and/or bunch up. The harness that Good Vibes sells to go with it? The hole for it is larger than the base, so it slides through. All in all, I felt like I got cheated.