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[OK, actually you have until tomorrow. but it doesn't have the same sense of urgency, does it?]

My lovely friend [livejournal.com profile] borggrrl is currently being auctioned off on she-bay by the delightful and generous [livejournal.com profile] wookiepocket. You want to bid on her. Really, you do. Especially if you don't know her but you think she's cute. (And you're a girl. She only does girls. Sorry.)

Date: 2005-06-06 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magentamn.livejournal.com
If she only weren't in the Bay Area.....shipping costs would be prohibitive.

Date: 2005-06-06 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abostick59.livejournal.com
You said it... at the current bid, the BART ticket to get her here costs more than her price.

Date: 2005-06-07 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magentamn.livejournal.com
I live in Minneapolis - I figure the plane fare would be 100 times the bid!

Date: 2005-06-07 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pantryslut.livejournal.com
The bid doesn't actually change; all the exciting bribery etc. is happening behind the scenes.

Testify!

Date: 2005-06-06 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bucky-sinister.livejournal.com
She's great company! I've known her for several years now.

I was in a zombie play with her, and she was my favorite! She was an undead, face eating little girl! (that'll give you something to talk about at dinner)

Start your bidding! Don't miss out!

Re: Testify!

Date: 2005-06-07 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheekytubemouse.livejournal.com
Awww...*blush* How sweet! Since you've said such nice things about me, I won't eat you until the very last.

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