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[pantryslut]

I don't seem to suffer much from sexual jealousy. I do, however, occasionally have pangs of sexual envy.

All of this pales, however, compared to the experience of food envy.

Steven was right, he and his hot date were *not allowed* to go eat Korean barbecue without me.

Comments

[kalmn.livejournal.com]

the one i live with and his girlfriend have gone out for korean many times, and come back to the house gushing about it. have either one of them ever brought me? nooooo.

::laughing helplessly::

[bearsir.livejournal.com]

This is so very much like my life, it scares me a little. I go off for a two-day booty call, non-stop scorching hot extramarital sex, and when I come home I get the balls from my wife, why? Because we ate (the one time we left the house) at a restaurant she likes.

[zille.livejournal.com]

Well, it is a good thing that Steven and his hot date thought of that in advance and did not go out for Korean food, huh!